lol...Guys are worthless now

- Gym guys are self-obsessed, showoffs, or gay.
- Soccer dudes are loud, gamblers and future Kopitiam uncles.
- Beach boys are over-tanned, clothes all from NUM, dumb.
- Book types are awkward, forces intellectual debates, stalkers.
- Corporate men are anal, super ego, well-trained liars.
- Emo guys are too busy with their bands, chain smokers, don't eat.
- Racing dudes love their cars, only their cars, always in Malaysia.
- Arty Farty boys are pretentious, head in the clouds, high-maintenance.
- Sales men talk non-stop, think they're funny, womanizers.
- Rich boys are forever boys, except when it comes to money, they become their fathers.
- Wannabe-a-star guys are media gigolos, facebook addicts, want you as fan-club member.
- Clubbing guys are drunks, want an easy lay, find strength in numbers.
- Gamer guys don't shower, obsessed with Japan porn, collect weird toys.
- Perfect guys known as Mr Right, are in fairytales and Channel 8 dramas, they don't exist.