Soc test tmr

Soc test tmr... After passing the test we will secure our sergent rank on the 13th week:)
Have to study for tmr signals theory test :(

Nth to do in bunk

Slacking in bunk now...nth to do for the past 2 hours...watched hai pai tian xin and have nth else to do so I am using my itouch to blog haha :) reported sick today but the mo( medical officer) doesn't want to give status(kind of like medical certification to certify whether you are unfit for what activities or do light duties for a few days) I have been coughing for 2 weeks even after taking the medician from the mo last week... The medication here is weak they give the same medician for the same symptoms...well that's all folks...just to crap a bit while I have nth to do... Going to bed now, have soc training tmr morning:)

stupid questions with the smart answers...‏

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Christmas eve

Bought a Swatch watch instead of the O.D.M reason being the Swatch watch has swarovski crystals which i think looks nicer



Event for the day... Booked out at around 2+ then went to subway to get a bite with my friends and went home after that... Met up with polymates for dinner at Yuki Yaki at marina square...


Not much variety of bbq stuff and its oily... Been there twice and don't really like it but my friends suggested that so good guy like me just agreed lol


Look at how they were enjoying lol...

After the buffet, we intend to catch a movie but all the tickets were either sold out or left with single seats... so we went to arcade for pool instead :) Played till around 11 then home sweet home... Long weekend ahead gonna make full use of it =)

No more Botak!

Wahaha... My hair can be spiked already woohoo.. No more Botak


Going to book in :) Short week ahead cuz of Christmas eve on Thursday :D Book out on Thursday :)

海派甜心

New Taiwan drama by Show Luo Zhi Xiang and Rainie Yang... Funny drama :D

lol

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

'You got Male!

Tough training proved effective

After weeks of crazy physical training, I manage to get 8min59sec for my SOC :) Passing timing is <9min59sec... I was shock with the result myself lol...

I gonna get the O.D.M watch soon.. CS bought it for $132 already... its dirt cheap compare to other places he got a black one and i am getting a white one :)

Booking in tonight... currently having nights out :)

18 weeks and 2 days to go

Memories

Went to my BMT platoon mate's 21st birthday party at Changi... Met up with other BMT mates and had a long sharing session of how is our individual life in different unit.. Other then officer course I think my course is the most xiong one compare to others who get to slack a lot... After the cake cutting, took some photos and the celebration ends around 11... We went for a supper together at "飞飞小吃".. a stall that sells wanton mee at eunos... Sat down and reminisce about our BMT life which was very fun as compared to now... We did stupid things together at times, play prank on each other... How we wish we can return to our BMT life again =( Home sweet home at around 1am+

I realised that my 21st birthday falls on my oversea training phase at Taiwan lol I will be doing mission and shooting cannons to celebrate my birthday haha... Memorable 21st birthday lol...

19 weeks to go!

P.S Something to dwell about after seeing friends bringing gfs to the party...Where on earth is mine

Shopping spree

Went to town and got myself a Fred Perry polo tee and an Armani belt from cine and ion...Later in the evening, I met up with CS... Initially we wanted to watch the movie ninja assassin at cineleisure at 7 30pm but he couldn't find his keys when i reached the bus stop at his house so I have to alight and wait for him. End up we were late for the movie and so we couldn't catch it. Therefore we went to 313@somerset(The new shopping mall next to Orchard Central). We went to Zara and uniqlo..Because of opening sales it was packed with people and we have to queue to enter uniqlo lol...After that we went to orchard central for our dinner. Had our dinner at "阿一天下" it is a restaurant that is specialize in abalone. It is located at #05-34, all their main dish comes with a abalone. They were having this promotion that we order one main course and we can pay $5 more for the second serving, one main course is around $16 so we got the second serving adding up to $21, after GST it cost $26 so each of us paid $13. Quite worth it because it taste nice and the serving amount was adequate. After dinner we went to PS to see if there is any movie to watch unfortunately the seating are too near to the screen, we went on to cathay house but no movie to watch either so before heading home we went to "Mad Dog" at paradiz center and we are damn suay cuz we wanted to order pizza and they don't have any left -_- We went on to eat taohuey at rocher and then home sweet home :)



Next thing I want to buy is this O.D.M watch...It is damn nice and damn expensive also...Saw a guy wearing it just now looks damn cool :)

Chim-glish

If someone were to talk to me in chim-glish i would punch him -_-

shag to the max -_-

Booked out from camp taking a shuttle bus back to chua chu kang MRT station for $1.50...Initially my friends and I tried to call for a cab but it was the peak hour and we couldn't get any.. luckily as we walked out we saw the shuttle bus waiting for book out personnel so we went up but having to stand.. But we rather stand then to take bus outside which is as far as 1km away from the gate...

Was totally shagged out today... we woke up at 4 45 in the morning for breakfast then draw rifles and prepare for SOC at 6 30..

SOC is the greatest nightmare for us.. soc(Standard Obstacle Course).. basically we have to run 700m from start line to the obstacle ground subsequently clearing 11 obstacles then run for 600m to the end point with our rifle,helmet,LBV..





We did it FOUR times! omg it is damn crazy and shag...After that we still have to attend gunnery lessons...