Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Soc test tmr

Soc test tmr... After passing the test we will secure our sergent rank on the 13th week:)
Have to study for tmr signals theory test :(

Monday, December 28, 2009

Nth to do in bunk

Slacking in bunk now...nth to do for the past 2 hours...watched hai pai tian xin and have nth else to do so I am using my itouch to blog haha :) reported sick today but the mo( medical officer) doesn't want to give status(kind of like medical certification to certify whether you are unfit for what activities or do light duties for a few days) I have been coughing for 2 weeks even after taking the medician from the mo last week... The medication here is weak they give the same medician for the same symptoms...well that's all folks...just to crap a bit while I have nth to do... Going to bed now, have soc training tmr morning:)

Sunday, December 27, 2009

stupid questions with the smart answers...‏

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Friday, December 25, 2009

Christmas eve

Bought a Swatch watch instead of the O.D.M reason being the Swatch watch has swarovski crystals which i think looks nicer



Event for the day... Booked out at around 2+ then went to subway to get a bite with my friends and went home after that... Met up with polymates for dinner at Yuki Yaki at marina square...


Not much variety of bbq stuff and its oily... Been there twice and don't really like it but my friends suggested that so good guy like me just agreed lol


Look at how they were enjoying lol...

After the buffet, we intend to catch a movie but all the tickets were either sold out or left with single seats... so we went to arcade for pool instead :) Played till around 11 then home sweet home... Long weekend ahead gonna make full use of it =)

Sunday, December 20, 2009

No more Botak!

Wahaha... My hair can be spiked already woohoo.. No more Botak


Going to book in :) Short week ahead cuz of Christmas eve on Thursday :D Book out on Thursday :)

Friday, December 18, 2009

海派甜心


New Taiwan drama by Show Luo Zhi Xiang and Rainie Yang... Funny drama :D

lol

A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'

The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

'You got Male!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Tough training proved effective

After weeks of crazy physical training, I manage to get 8min59sec for my SOC :) Passing timing is <9min59sec... I was shock with the result myself lol...

I gonna get the O.D.M watch soon.. CS bought it for $132 already... its dirt cheap compare to other places he got a black one and i am getting a white one :)

Booking in tonight... currently having nights out :)

18 weeks and 2 days to go

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Memories

Went to my BMT platoon mate's 21st birthday party at Changi... Met up with other BMT mates and had a long sharing session of how is our individual life in different unit.. Other then officer course I think my course is the most xiong one compare to others who get to slack a lot... After the cake cutting, took some photos and the celebration ends around 11... We went for a supper together at "飞飞小吃".. a stall that sells wanton mee at eunos... Sat down and reminisce about our BMT life which was very fun as compared to now... We did stupid things together at times, play prank on each other... How we wish we can return to our BMT life again =( Home sweet home at around 1am+

I realised that my 21st birthday falls on my oversea training phase at Taiwan lol I will be doing mission and shooting cannons to celebrate my birthday haha... Memorable 21st birthday lol...

19 weeks to go!

P.S Something to dwell about after seeing friends bringing gfs to the party...Where on earth is mine

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Shopping spree

Went to town and got myself a Fred Perry polo tee and an Armani belt from cine and ion...Later in the evening, I met up with CS... Initially we wanted to watch the movie ninja assassin at cineleisure at 7 30pm but he couldn't find his keys when i reached the bus stop at his house so I have to alight and wait for him. End up we were late for the movie and so we couldn't catch it. Therefore we went to 313@somerset(The new shopping mall next to Orchard Central). We went to Zara and uniqlo..Because of opening sales it was packed with people and we have to queue to enter uniqlo lol...After that we went to orchard central for our dinner. Had our dinner at "阿一天下" it is a restaurant that is specialize in abalone. It is located at #05-34, all their main dish comes with a abalone. They were having this promotion that we order one main course and we can pay $5 more for the second serving, one main course is around $16 so we got the second serving adding up to $21, after GST it cost $26 so each of us paid $13. Quite worth it because it taste nice and the serving amount was adequate. After dinner we went to PS to see if there is any movie to watch unfortunately the seating are too near to the screen, we went on to cathay house but no movie to watch either so before heading home we went to "Mad Dog" at paradiz center and we are damn suay cuz we wanted to order pizza and they don't have any left -_- We went on to eat taohuey at rocher and then home sweet home :)



Next thing I want to buy is this O.D.M watch...It is damn nice and damn expensive also...Saw a guy wearing it just now looks damn cool :)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Chim-glish



If someone were to talk to me in chim-glish i would punch him -_-

Friday, December 4, 2009

shag to the max -_-

Booked out from camp taking a shuttle bus back to chua chu kang MRT station for $1.50...Initially my friends and I tried to call for a cab but it was the peak hour and we couldn't get any.. luckily as we walked out we saw the shuttle bus waiting for book out personnel so we went up but having to stand.. But we rather stand then to take bus outside which is as far as 1km away from the gate...

Was totally shagged out today... we woke up at 4 45 in the morning for breakfast then draw rifles and prepare for SOC at 6 30..

SOC is the greatest nightmare for us.. soc(Standard Obstacle Course).. basically we have to run 700m from start line to the obstacle ground subsequently clearing 11 obstacles then run for 600m to the end point with our rifle,helmet,LBV..





We did it FOUR times! omg it is damn crazy and shag...After that we still have to attend gunnery lessons...

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Some Funny videos



Never seen this in cinema before but it's funny lol
"不要吵死人"





Came across these video on youtube and it reminds me of the movie.. funny lol

Long Weekends

Went out on Saturday with CS to collect his standard chartered race pack at esplanade, went to topman and zara at MS to look for shoe, saw one shoe at zara that caught my eye but i thought we will be going to orchard so I did not buy...Had our dinner at carl's junior because of CS craving for the cheese fries... Went on to Cineleisure>Orchard central>Wisma>Ion Orchard



Initially I wanted to buy a shoe which i saw on the web at Fred Perry but they do not have the design i wanted =/ so disappointed.. And the shop next to it "Rock star" sells converse design shoes which i don't like either lol.. Not wanting to go back empty handed so we went on to Ion Orchard's zara to get the pair that I like but unfortunately they don't have my size -__- so too bad, can only suck thumb... Went back to Cineleisure to watch the movie "Raging Phoenix".. In my opinion, the movie isn't that great in terms of the plot but full of fighting stunts..


Today is the book in day, never felt so demoralized before for book in day, Armour really sucks... The location of the camp is demoralizing enough let alone the training programs..

21 weeks to go.. And I can sense confinement(punishment to stay in camp,cannot book out) coming..

Thursday, November 26, 2009

wtf -_-



Disgusted -.-

Pretty fucked up

Got posted back to Armour infantry again due to a stupid phycho moto test... I didnt do it well as i thought i could be posted elsewhere instead of Amour unit if i dun do well but end up still in Armour unit...Reason i dun wan to be in armour is because the course takes up to 22 weeks... It's the longest course in Army.. The only good thing is that we will get our sergent rank together with other units as they pass out from their course while we will continue ours after getting the rank.. almost $300 difference in allowance lol..

Get to book out today..Thanks to the public holiday :) we get a long weekend.. After that is hell -___- I think i am damn suay, keep getting posted to "Xiong" Company since BMT.. While others are facing the ceiling on their bed, we are facing the ground doing push ups...Suay to the max...Even though there is only 2 company in the unit i get the xiong one "F" up.. 1.5 years more to end all these shits.. Whatever it is, we still have to serve so we can only suck thumb and do...

Thursday, November 19, 2009

New posting!

Passed out from BSLC(Basic Section Leader Course) from SISPEC(School of specialist)..Got posted to Armour as Tank leader for my ASLC(Advance Section Leader Course).. Initially I was posted to Armour as Armour Infantry but there were errors in the posting so we got our latest posting this afternoon.. Difference between them is that Tank leader sits in the tank and lead the men while armour infantry walk/run with the tank eating dust behind lol... After completing the course I will get my Sergent rank :)

This week passed so quickly, its like going to a chalet for 4 days 3 nights, we go for swim/run in the morning then go back to bunk, slack and wait for lunch then nights out:) Yesterday night was the last night there, therefore 2 of my friends and I came up with some pranks to disturb others while they sleep... We masked ourself with our t-shirt like ninjas :P We sneak into the bunk next door with shampoos and squeeze it on them :D Next, one of my friend put on his white bed sheet to act as "ghost" to scare them.. he stood by the side of the bed while the other friend knock onto the bed frame to wake the person up lol... It was damn funny to see their reaction when they saw my friend in white :D we went on to other bunk to switch on their lights and ran off then after awhile my friend in white stood at the window to scare them... We cant control ourselves but burst into laughter when we return to our bunk... A fun experience before leaving the place..

Everything is back to 0..Have to start a new journey, learning new things,new environment,new friends and new superior...Hope it won't be that bad for the fact that the school is at lim chukang and only accessible by one bus :/ Damn ulu -_-

21 weeks ahead to go :)

Monday, November 16, 2009

Slack week

Updates for the past few days..

Sold my HTC diamond phone to a shop for $200 after checking the market price..The price have been falling as HTC diamond 2 is out quite sometime ago.. Therefore I shall not wait anymore since I wont be using the phone for the next 1 and half year.. After selling I went to Sim Lim to look for E51..After searching for about 45min to 1hour still couldn't find therefore proceed on to toapayoh central..Went around for at least 10 shops and finally found a second hand one.. The condition of the phone is as good as new..Though it is the camera version, i got the guy to remove the camera for free and i get to keep the camera so, in future i can still fixed the camera back :) Got the phone for $190.. So its like a one to one exchange of phone :)

As for Sunday, meet my friend for the movie 2012 at cineleisure.. before that we went to marina square to get a neck strap for my phone which I saw quite sometime ago..Proceed to cineleisure to get the tickets but the seats were full and I have to book in, therefore we change to "My Girlfriend is an agent".. didn't regret changing cause it was a nice show..Hilarious and the Koreans are hot :) After the movie, we went around to Heren>Taka>Wisma and Ngee Ann city.. got myself a Tee shirt from Topman :)





Back home for dinner and prepare to book in :D Slack week ahead cause we have pass out from the course and the week is for us to clear leave and the sad thing was i have only one day leave left due to some miscommunication during BMT(Basic Military Training) So I will be taking the leave on friday therefore I have to return to camp from monday to thursday..

We have nights out everyday for this week, came home tonight but tuesday and wednesday will be going elsewhere :) waked up at 6am in the morning for breakfast and then we played frisbie game till 9am.. Nothing to do after that so we slacked all the way.. basically this whole week will be activity in the morning till 9 and slack.. We will be swimming on tuesday and thursday and a 4km run on wednesday.. Finally can suntan abit :D been wanting to tan but the weather don't allow :(

That's all folks :D Booking in at 2300 :)

Sunday, November 15, 2009

No time to update

Just returned home..Booking in soon..Will update when I am back :)

Leonid Meteor Shower

Watch the meteor shower at

Venue : Japanese Gardens - admission free
Start Time: Tuesday, November 17, 2009 at 8:00pm
End Time: Wednesday, November 18, 2009 at 5:00am

Organized by Science Centre,the stars of the show are forecasted to be a meteor storm that will happen between 3am to 5am.

Too bad I will be in camp sleeping..lol

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Mentally prepared for 28km route march

Booking in soon, 28km route march on Tuesday night...Walking overnight with around 15kg-20kg field pack and rifle..Marching to Kranji and back to camp.. I can sense the shagness lol... Last event before passing out...

1 more week to POP!

Went to Chevron for our happy hour.. Had buffet there and some games.. The game started with some lucky draw winners and they have to do pole dance with their buddy(one as pole the other dance).. The best dancer with get the best prize, we had 2 watches and 3 mp4(1gb,2gb and 4gb).. We get one tiger beer coupon to exchange for free beer and one souvenir(sewing kit)







Everything end at around 8 20pm..

Activities for Saturday.. Went to expo for Robinson's sales with CS, only thing worth looking at is the Pedro shoes but i don't like the designs while CS got himself a pair.. Shopped for around 45 mins and went for dinner at BK.. Aftermath, I went on to meet my poly mates at tampines mall for the movie "Poker King" cast by Louis Koo.. It was funny and quite interesting plot.. worth watching =)



The movie ended at around 11 25pm, couldn't catch the last train so we went for supper at a coffee shop recommended by my friends staying in that area.. I had lemon barley drink and 2 prata(1 plain, 1 egg).. Talk cock for a while after eating and left at around 1am+.. Shared cab with 2 other friends, one staying at Kallang the other at Bukit Panjang.. Reached home at 2am..Washed up and sleep :)

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

2nd Nights out

Returned from field camp :D and we have cleared all our high key events..We are now left with the last 28km route march then pass out from BSLC :D Hope that these few days till our POP day will be quite slack.. Nowhere to go for nights out.. so shared cab with friends and came home...Did facial..Having bad skin condition now due to field camps...The dirt and camouflage cream and not being able to wash up for days =( Hope it will get better =/... Went to get KFC for dinner..missed it's cheese fries lol.. Going to watch television for a while and prepare to book in again :)

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Outfield again =(

Going to have my dinner soon and prepare to book in =(...Going outfield again tmr =/ 2 days 1 night.. somewhere near cemetery lol.. have to carry heavy field pack again and put on thick camouflage cream =( The good thing is that this is the last outfield training i have for this course =).. 2 more weeks to pass out from the course and get my corporal rank =) soon i will get my 3 stripes after i complete the next course =P

Activity for the day...Went out with 2 of my poly mates to bugis to get some shirt cuz one of them is going to DXO for some party..Went around bugis street then illuma and bugis junction..finally he got his desired shirt from a shop in illuma "uneven" and i got myself a belt too. Aftermath, we went to Wang Jiao cafe for some light refreshment. I ordered a french toast and a cup of hot yuan yang. The french toast was nice compared to the one in Hong Kong cafe, the price is cheaper too. However the hot yuan yuang is tasteless even after adding 2 packets of sugar, learnt my lesson not to order hot one and stick to the regular cold yuan yang instead lol... Home sweet home after eating =)

Saturday, October 31, 2009

First book out night burned in my army life

Booked out this morning 8 30am after taking my theory test. Last night was our book out, however i failed my SCK theory test(combat knowledge test) therefore i have to retake it this morning. Considering the fact that many of my bunkmates have to stay back for collective training this morning because they did not attain silver or gold for IPPT so i decided to stay in with them instead of booking out last night and book in this morning to take the test. It is my first time staying back on a book out day but it was a fun experience as we own the whole place. We ordered canadian pizza, one hawaiian and one singapore special(Not very nice) and before that i went to canteen and have a bowl of instant noodle..lol.. i ate alot last night.. But as we eat, we do excercise too...lol..we played daidee and the loser has to do push up equivalent to the number of cards he have in hand(<=5 one card one push up, >5 one card 2 push ups, >=10 one card 3 push ups, 13 cards = 65 push ups...) good way to train and play at the same time. I did not do any for the night, haha.. lucky hand however i have accumulated 140 push ups which i havent do yet.. reason for the 140 push ups is because of the last game that we had on the previous 2 nights.. our last game is a bonus round, loser has to do number of cards on hand multiply by 10.. both night i lost the game with 7 cards on hand = (.. After playing till around 11, they start doing card magic and some are quite impressive.. lol.. Aftermath, we start to chat with one of my friend whom get to know a girl at pastamania during nights out(impressive huh, first nights out get to know one girl). He was smsing the girl and asking us how to tackle her.. It was funny as we came out with alot of funny ideas for him.. just wish him luck on getting that girl =)

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

First nights out in my army life

Today we are having our first nights out =D..Btw nights out refer to army personnel being able to book out in the evening and book in on the same night.. Since its our first nights out most of my bunk mates went to meet their girlfriend or go home for dinner... so likewise, i did the same.. luckily its only a 10 min trip from camp to home(By car)...now i am going to enjoy myself as much as possible and prepare to book in again...Having IPPT(Individual Physical Proficiency Test) tomorrow morning =(

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Booking In =(

Preparing to book in...Another hectic week ahead...

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Book Out Day

Book out on a Saturday again due to stupid NE(National Education) presentation. At the same time feeling tired as we just returned from field training on Friday afternoon. Can't reveal much of what we have done before i get charged..lol.. Basically it just shag us to the max.. Book in timing 9 30 =( reason they gave for us to book in at 9 30 instead of usual 10 30 is that we need 7 hours of sleep before Monday's activity which we don't usually have =.=

Today's activity after book out was to meet up with poly friends. Caught the movie "The Hurt Locker".. not a bad show after all and it is a 132min movie.. quite long... After the movie, we went to carl's junior for our dinner at around 9 30pm...Hungry.. my babarian friend leonard and i finished the garlic breads in 1 min after they serve us and he wanted to take more lol... 3 other friends ordered the snacks and coffee beverage because of the 50% discount after 9pm..cheap =) leonard and i shared the porky promotion consisting of pork chop and sweet sauce pork rib (buy pork chop = cheaper pork rib + free spicy chips).. got a cup of mocha so i can stay up late tonight, every night at home is precious to a nsf... While eating, we talk about our individual experience of our army life end up realising that leonard is damn slack and mine is damn xiong compared to one navy and one recruit lol...just hoping that i won't get posted into infantry or guards unit after my bslc... After the talk cock session then home sweet home..

End up spending around 30+ bucks for the night... big hole in our pocket... all nsf =(